The Ad Wizards Are Against Me
September 7, 2009
Thanks to this Miracle Whip ad, I am switching to Hellman’s!
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The inconceivable exploits of an obnoxious middle-aged man desperately trying to impress the young.
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bobsixtysix (General Tweets)
- The best thing about Groundhog Day is it’s the one time each year we can all get away with saying “Gobbler’s Knob” in mixed company. - 1 week ago
- YU DA MAN! THE WHIRLING DARVISH IS NOW OFFICIALLY A RANGER! #nextstopprincefielder - 3 weeks ago
- Truer words have never been spoken. “@tywalkerticket: Jim Harbaugh is everything Jason Garrett isn't”” - 3 weeks ago
- Happy 17th Birthday to my first-born progeny! Hope it's a great one, Randy! #iamthepaterfamilias - 4 weeks ago
- WELL, TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM, INSTEAAAAAAD OF YOUUUUUU! #ragingbono #feedtheworld - 1 month ago
- Today is most certainly a Festivus for the rest of us! #ifindtinseldistracting - 1 month ago
- @TheeChad Wish I could, but I've got my kids this weekend, and no way I could manage three tickets. You already get one? - 4 months ago
- @fondaporn I am a major violator of Twitter protocol. My bad. - 4 months ago
- My son's selling popcorn to benefit Cub Scouts. If you’re interested, you can purchase online at http://t.co/60UrlWc2 - 4 months ago
- @TheeChad WHAT THE?!? I couldn't agree more. - 4 months ago
- BREAKING NEWS: The Dream Team has the NFC East basement all to themselves. #eaglesaretheheatofthenfl #cowboysmightbethemavs - 4 months ago
- This. "@SideshowBob2300: The Cowboys are absolutely failing Romo tonight. Every guy on this roster needs to take a long look in the mirror." - 4 months ago
- TRUTH! "SideshowBob2300: Gutsiest performance by a Cowboy since Emmitt's separated shoulder game! #ifyouhateromothenihateyou" - 4 months ago
- Would you have been crush(er)ed if he'd ignored you? RT @jwj170104: Saw @wilw in the airport terminal we exchanged greetings. #dragoncon - 5 months ago
- Rangers proved me wrong, and I couldn't be happier about it! - 5 months ago
- Sure hope last season wasn't one. RT @SideshowBob2300: Friday's game was a mirage. - 5 months ago
- Truth... RT @SideshowBob2300: Even though @theoldgreywolf hasn't said it yet, I will: The Trumbo walk-off was the catastrophic moment. - 5 months ago
- Agreed. "@SideshowBob2300: With each passing day, Trumbo's walk-off is looking more and more like the catastrophic moment. #thisteamsucks" - 5 months ago
- @theoldgreywolf MIKERHYNERTHETICKET #hacksaw - 5 months ago
- @Slaverat1 @noonerdanmarty Gotta love Wacker's analysis: "Jumpin' up and down, actin' like a clown!" - 5 months ago
SideshowBob2300 (Ticket Tweets)
- The best thing about Groundhog Day is it’s the one time each year we can all get away with saying “Gobbler’s Knob” in mixed company. - 1 week ago
- @Travel_Cowboy I heard he's lost so much weight, he can now fit into a LITTLE RED CORVETTE. - 3 weeks ago
- YU DA MAN! THE WHIRLING DARVISH IS NOW OFFICIALLY A RANGER! #nextstopprincefielder - 3 weeks ago
- Truer words have never been spoken. “@tywalkerticket: Jim Harbaugh is everything Jason Garrett isn't” - 3 weeks ago
- Jim Harbaugh is probably the only coach in the NFL who wouldn't have just played it safe and settled for the game-tying FG. #bestcoachever - 3 weeks ago
- @TacoRobber between the rangers and cowboys, i've been too sports depressed to have any tweet-worthy HSOs - 4 weeks ago
- @TacoRobber yep, still here #blinkblinkblink - 4 weeks ago
- ESPN's Tom Rinaldi must go to the same dentist who "repaired" Larry David's teeth after they got bashed by Ted Danson's piñata-swinging kid. - 1 month ago
- WELL, TONIGHT THANK GOD IT'S THEM, INSTEAAAAAAD OF YOUUUUUU! #ragingbono #feedtheworld - 1 month ago
- ain't a matter of hurt at this point - it's a matter of HEART "@TylerTorres32: We will see how hurt Ware and Ratliff are on this drive." - 1 month ago
- Despite what the final score and stats may lead you to believe at the end of the game, THIS DEFENSE SUCKS!!! - 1 month ago
- If the Cowboys blow this game, the franchise should be disbanded. - 1 month ago
- Romo haters are being force-fed a warm glass of shut the hell up tonight. - 1 month ago
- CJ Wilson really stepped up and accepted the challenge of going from a staff ace to a number 3 starter...hope he packed his "October stuff." - 2 months ago
- Sweet Lord Jesus, I think I speak for all Cowboy fans when I say I want to give thanks for Dan Bailey and his heavenly foot! - 2 months ago
- The Cowboys are really chapping my hide today! - 2 months ago
- DAMMIT, ROMO!!! #getchaheadoutchabutt - 2 months ago
- @re_starkey "Did I say labia?" - 2 months ago
- Even with just one arm, he's 10 times better than Brooking and James combined! "@re_starkey: Sean Lee is a good" - 2 months ago
- I wish Fiametta would get over his sore labia already! - 2 months ago
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