LOST Thoughts – S5 E1 & E2

Here are my thoughts on the first two episodes of Lost (season five), “Because You Left” and “The Lie”:

1. SHOTGUN WILLIE!
2. Why is Sawyer all of a sudden so uncomfortable without a shirt? Does Davidoff now own exclusive rights to images of a shirtless Josh Holloway?
3. I want the recipe for Cheech’s caviar hoagies.
4. I think Widmore has somehow turned Sun bad. She definitely seems to be up to something sinister when talking to Kate.
5. As much as I love this show, Hurley is one Donnie Wahlberg sighting away from it jumping the shark.
6. More Miles-issued snark, please!
7. Hurry up and kill off the annoying British redhead already.
8. Ethan Rom will always be the creepiest character on this show.
9. Back to Sawyer, since when does he SLAP???
10. And while we’re considering cast flotsam to jettison, can we get rid of Rose and Bernard? They’re no Helen and Tom Willis.