Things I Know To Be True
May 7, 2010
- The greatest human ever to wield a microphone was Gordon Solie.
- I’ve never met a female whose first name started with the letter “V” who wasn’t hot.
- The only nuts worth eating are cashews.
- I will happily go to my grave having never seen either Titanic or Avatar.
- Duplexes are vastly underrated.
- There is no word in the English language greater than “slalom.”
- Writer’s block is nothing more than a mere figment of my reality.
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Nailing The Triple Lindy 
Make no mistake about it; you will see Avatar. : )