Mission Accomplished: 112 Pounds Lost in 342 Days
On Sunday, March 18 of last year, my wife and I were having a late lunch at Five Guys. We’d heard their burgers were really great, so we decided to give them a try. Though the food was very tasty at first, as we sat uncomfortably staring at the crumbled remains of a small mountain of fries, we both decided the time had come for us to stop eating so poorly and to start losing weight.
I was always a tall and very, VERY skinny kid growing up. Despite eating just about everything and anything pretty much non-stop throughout my teen years, I was never able to put on any bulk, maxing out at 185 lbs. during my senior year of high school. Being so thin really limited my interscholastic basketball career, though not nearly as much as did my utter lack of anything remotely resembling athletic ability or natural talent.
Well, soon came college and beer – lots and lots of beer – along with many late night runs to the drive-thru. And with each passing year came more added weight. Then there was marriage, followed by fatherhood and an increasingly sedentary lifestyle. Eventually, the skinny kid who couldn’t hit 200 pounds would far surpass 300 and come alarmingly close to the same zip code as 400. Something had to change, or I risked the same fate that befell my father, who died well before his time at age 59.
So that day a little less than a year ago at Five Guys, I finally decided that I had to take immediate and drastic action. I downloaded a calorie counting and weight tracking app for my phone called Lose It!, and began inputting every single thing that passed my lips. At first, I limited myself to slightly more than 1,000 calories per day by eating a 180-calorie protein-based meal replacement bar for breakfast and dinner. The only meal I ate each day for those first few weeks was at lunch, and usually something along the lines of a grilled chicken salad. (Eventually, I’d adjust to 1,500 calories a day with the bar only at breakfast and meals for lunch and dinner.)
The pounds really came off fast for a while there. My first weigh-in on Monday, March 19 was 362 lbs. Less than two weeks later, when the calendar changed to April, I had lost more than 16 lbs, dropping to 345.6. With each passing month, I continued to drop weight at an exciting rate. I lost 19 lbs. in April, 14.2 in May, 10.8 in June, and 10.2 in August. By the time my birthday rolled around on September 1, I was within striking distance of my initial goal, which was 275.
I finally reached that initial goal of 275 on October 3, but realized I still needed to lose more weight, so I revised my goal to 250. Though I continued to lose weight from that point, it became a much slower process with many more plateaus throughout. My biggest fear was being able to successfully make it through the Thanksgiving and Christmas holidays without gaining back weight, since that time of year is so focused on eating. Fortunately (and somewhat amazingly), I not only didn’t gain weight during the holiday season, I LOST almost 6 pounds!
It was then that I realized what started as a diet had become a permanent change in eating habits. For the first time in my adult life, I had succeeded in achieving a healthier lifestyle. And though the rate of weight loss has slowed considerably, I eventually managed to reach my revised goal of 250 lbs. when I stepped on the scale this morning. For one of the very few times in my entire life, I really felt a true sense of accomplishment. I’ve lost 112 pounds in slightly less than a year…and I am going to make every effort to make sure I don’t gain any of it back!
My Top 20 Albums of 2012 (and Favorite Songs Playlist)
I listened to almost 50 new albums in 2012. Here are the 20 I liked best, along with a Spotify playlist I made of my favorite songs this year:
- Gentleman Jesse – Leaving Atlanta
- The Soft Pack – Strapped
- The Helio Sequence – Negotiations
- Nada Surf – The Stars Are Indifferent to Astronomy
- Diamond Rugs – Diamond Rugs
- Ben Folds Five – The Sound of the Life of the Mind
- Japandroids – Celebration Rock
- Patterson Hood – Heat Lightning Rumbles in the Distance
- Lucero – Women and Work
- Jens Lekman – I Know What Love Isn’t
- The Shins – Port of Morrow
- Jack White – Blunderbuss
- The Avett Brothers – The Carpenter
- Jim Noir – Jimmy’s Show
- Brendan Benson – What Kind of World
- Toadies – Play Rock Music
- Ben Kweller – Go Fly a Kite
- Divine Fits – A Thing Called Divine Fits
- Sun Kil Moon – Among the Leaves
- Guided by Voices – The Bears For Lunch
A Spotify playlist of my favorite 2012 songs (taken from the above listed albums, as well as several others).
Dropping a C-Note (as in, I’ve Lost Exactly 100 Pounds…so far)
It’s taken quite a while (just over eight months, actually), but I’ve finally lost exactly 100 pounds. I really have no idea how I managed to finally lose these last couple of pounds right after the biggest eating day of the year – I guess I did a better job of limiting my Thanksgiving portions than I thought. I would claim it was due to a sudden loss of appetite resulting from the Cowboys game (especially that second quarter), but we ate well before kickoff. Though the rate of my weight loss has slowed considerably over the past several weeks compared with the first few months, I still intend on losing at least another 12 pounds to reach my revised goal (I achieved my original goal back in early October).
When I started all this back in March, I always figured it would take more than a year to even get close to that original goal, so it’s been quite shocking that it’s happened even sooner. If I can ever sustain any sort of consistent exercise habits, I just might drop more weight than I ever thought possible. As for my new year’s resolution in a few weeks from now, I think it will probably have to be resolving not to re-gain any of these pounds I was able to shed in 2012.
Updating My Top 100 Favorite TV Shows
It’s been quite a while since I’ve updated the list of my Top 100 favorite TV shows of all time, so I decided to go ahead and make a few changes. In addition to moving a couple of shows up the list, and a few others down, I’ve removed five and replaced them accordingly.
No longer on the list are Lucky Louie, Hawaii Five-O, Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom, The Crocodile Hunter, and The Midnight Special. Those have been replaced by The Walking Dead (#94), Veep (#65), Damages (#62), Bob’s Burgers (#50), and Boardwalk Empire (#13).
I dropped a couple of shows further down the list, because they’ve slipped somewhat since the last time I updated this list (The Office, Sons of Anarchy) and raised some others which have gotten better during that same period (Parks & Recreation, Treme).
As always, this list merely reflects my own personal tastes and preferences, and should in no way be considered any sort of definitive “Best Ever” list. I am fully aware that it’s virtually impossible to argue that, for example, Get a Life is a better show than All in the Family – regardless of how you look at it. It’s simply an instance in which I’d rather watch the former than the latter, most of the time.
That being said, feel free to pelt me with rocks and garbage as you see fit. The only thing as fun as making these lists is discussing/debating them.
Eight(y) is (Not) Enough
When I first began my diet back on March 18, I needed to lose 87 pounds to reach my target weight. As of this morning, I have now lost a total of 81 pounds since that date, leaving me just six pounds shy of my initial goal.
I have decided to readjust my target by 25 pounds, so now I need to lose a total of 31 more pounds. Once I reach my revised goal, that should get me to a fully healthy weight for a man with my frame. Then, I can transition to more of an ongoing maintenance type of dietary program moving forward.
I know this may sound like something you’d hear on one of those ridiculous infomercials, but if I can do this, anyone can. I am one of the laziest people you’ll ever meet, with virtually no willpower whatsoever, yet here I am having lost more than 80 pounds in less than half a year.
If you’ve gotten heavier than you should or want to be, it really is just a matter of tracking your calorie intake and making sure not to exceed a reasonable threshold for someone your age and height. I try to limit myself to 1,500 calories per day, and without any exercise beyond an occasional walk, I’ve managed to lose nearly a quarter of my body weight.
As Rob Schneider’s character in The Waterboy said to Bobby Boucher (albeit with a cartoonishly thick Cajun accent), “YOU CAN DO IT!”
