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LOST Thoughts – S5 E4

February 5, 2009

Here are my thoughts on the fourth episode of Lost (season five), “The Little Prince”:

  1. Has anyone ever successfully outpaddled gunfire WITHOUT the random intervention of a metaphysical hyperspace button?
  2. Is it just me, or did Claire’s Mum become immediately flush like a dingo in heat when a drenched Jack showed up at her hotel room door? She sure loves her some Dr. Shepherds! Who knew they had cougars down under?
  3. It kind of surprised me to know Ben has a lawyer, as he’s always struck me as the type who would serve as his own counsel if ever in any sort of legal bind. I can only imagine what it might be like were he to ever cross-examine Henry Gale…
  4. When trying to decide what to get Sun for Valentine’s Day, your best bet is to send her a box of Russell Stover assorted chocolates and hollow points.
  5. I’m starting to think Juliet might be some type of cyborg or android, given her complete and utter inability to express or convey anything remotely resembling human emotion.
  6. Are bounty hunters being lured to Sayid by widely distributed posters that say “Wanted: Dead or Asleep?” ENOUGH WITH THE TRANQ DARTS ALREADY!
  7. Network TV hasn’t seen this many nosebleeds since Lisa Loopner’s boyfriend Todd was administering repeated noogies to her on SNL back in the late ’70s.
  8. I have a sneaking suspicion Charlotte will eventually rebuff Faraday’s advances in favor of saving herself for Marvin Hamlisch.
  9. Hurley should keep the orange jump suit after he gets out of jail. That way, if he ever needs to become incognito, he can quickly and easily disguise himself as the Syracuse mascot.
  10. Unless Sawyer has managed to stumble onto the remains of an abandoned Dharma Supercuts at some point off camera, shouldn’t his hair be at least Sebastian Bach length by now?
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4 Comments leave one →
  1. February 4, 2010 6:52 pm

    what!?! Juliet is my woman, I find E. Mitchell’s acting impeccable, she can actually hold her own next to Ben Emmerson.

    • February 4, 2010 6:57 pm

      She’s gorgeous, but I doubt she’ll ever win an Oscar.

  2. drush76 permalink
    November 5, 2009 12:31 pm

    I’m starting to think Juliet might be some type of cyborg or android, given her complete and utter inability to express or convey anything remotely resembling human emotion.

    Oh. I didn’t realize you were into over-the-top hammy actingn . . . or Evangeline Lilly’s bad acting.

    • November 5, 2009 12:49 pm

      I don’t think Elizabeth Mitchell is a bad actress, and she’s probably better than Evangeline Lilly, but the Juliet character (interesting as she is – or should I say “was”) has always been very unemotional…especially when compared with the histrionics of Kate and Claire, etc.

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